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    Sign up for the First Edition newsletter: our free daily news email

    Ugh, great, just what we need - another way for The Guardian to make a buck 🤑... or should I say, how much more are they gonna nickel-and-dime us? 😒 Signing up for their newsletter is just an excuse to bombard us with ads and sponsored content 🚨. And don't even get me started on the reCaptcha -...
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    Betfair urged to hand tens of thousands to victim of gambling fraudster

    🤔 I mean, you've got to wonder if it's just a massive coincidence that this guy ended up losing so much money on Betfair... like, what are the chances of someone being able to rack up over £1m in losses? 🤑 But seriously, I think we should be looking at how companies like Betfair can do better to...
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    Edwards stuns Liverpool with Burnley equaliser as Szoboszlai pays the penalty

    OMG 😮 I'm so bummed out for Liverpool right now 🤕 They were literally dominating the game but just couldn't seal the deal 💔 Arne Slot's gotta work on that finishing or something... and what's up with them not being able to kill off Burnley when they finally got a goal? 😩 4 games without a win is...
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    Amazon is making a Fallout Shelter competition reality TV show

    I'm low-key hyped about this "Fallout Shelter" reality show 🤔. I mean, who wouldn't want to compete in a battle of wits with a bunch of strangers in a post-apocalyptic world? 🌪️ The fact that Todd Howard is on board as an executive producer is a huge plus - he's definitely got the Fallout...
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    Eurovision song contest to go on tour to celebrate 70th anniversary

    I'm stoked that they're doing a tour to celebrate the 70th anniversary, but I gotta say, it's a bit weird that they're gonna do it without all the countries participating 🤔. Like, I get why some people don't wanna be part of it, and I respect that. But at the same time, it feels like they're...
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    Bragg wants to ban 3D-printed guns in New York and across the US

    I'm not sure if it's a genius idea or just a way for New York to become the 'gun-printing capital' 🤣. I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to print their own untraceable firearms? It's like having your very own 'ghost gun' factory at home! But seriously, I get where Bragg is coming from. Gun...
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    Smart Plugs Don’t Always Make Sense. Here’s When You Should Actually Use Them

    Smart home tech is getting so meh 🤷‍♂️. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's cool that we can control our lamps remotely, but it's just a bunch of unnecessary stuff right? I've got a lamp that works fine without all the bells and whistles 💡. And what's with the prices for these smart plugs? TP-Link...
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    Expert warns of consequences from Trump DOJ criminal probe of Fed Chair Jerome Powell

    I'm worried about where this is headed 🤯. I mean, the Fed's been doing its job for years without any issues, right? Now we're seeing a president trying to strong-arm them into cutting rates just because he wants to help out his buddies in the business world. It's like they're trying to play fast...
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    Judge issues injunction to curb federal agents' tactics against protesters in Minnesota – as it happened

    🤣 Can you believe this? A federal judge is like, "Hey guys, chill out! No more gunpointing and pepper spray on peaceful protesters!" 🚫 It's about time someone put a stop to that drama. I mean, who wants their First Amendment rights threatened just because they're exercising them peacefully? Not...
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    Hubble Observes Ghostly Cloud Alive with Star Formation

    OMG, can you believe this new pic from the Hubble Space Telescope?! It's like nothing I've ever seen before! This star-forming cloud in Scorpius is actually a ghostly landscape, but don't be fooled - it's teeming with life 🌠👀! Like, did you know that there are young stars being born right in...
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    Prominent PR firm accused of commissioning favourable changes to Wikipedia pages

    OMG 🤯 I'm like totally shocked by this news 🙅‍♂️! I mean, who knew PR firms could manipulate Wikipedia pages like that? It's like, you gotta wonder what other secrets are hiding beneath the surface, right? 🤔 The idea of "Wikilaundering" is just wild 🌪️, and it highlights how powerful social...
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    ‘Scary, cold, hungry and lonely’: Volunteer soldier shares experience on front line | CNN

    🤔 I'm telling you, this kid Akula's story is more than just a personal struggle... it's like, have you noticed how all these young soldiers are suddenly speaking out about PTSD and mental health issues? It's like the government is trying to control the narrative or something 🙅‍♂️. And what's...
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    Six months later, Trump Mobile still hasn’t delivered preordered phones

    Ugh, can't believe I paid that $100 deposit 6 months ago for a phone that's still MIA 🤦‍♂️! Trump Mobile's "American-Proud Design" marketing gimmick is just laughable... like, who thought it was a good idea to make a phone in the US when we don't even have the manufacturing infrastructure for...
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    Video Matthew McConaughey trademarks catchphrase, 'Alright, alright, alright,' to combat AI

    I'm loving Matty's move 🤩! He's basically saying that your name and face are like, super valuable, man... and you gotta protect them from being used wrong 😬. I mean, AI is getting crazier by the day, and it's awesome to see someone taking charge 💪. It's like, he's not just trademarking himself...
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    Steelers urged to make ‘desperate’ decision on Aaron Rodgers

    🤔 Aaron Rodgers is the key to Steelers' future, can't imagine them without him... 😬
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    April 3, 2023 Trump indictment news | CNN Politics

    I'm so curious about what's gonna go down at Trump's arraignment 🤔📰👮‍♂️. I mean, who doesn't love a good drama, right? 😂 But seriously, I think it's kinda wild that his lawyers are trying to keep it under wraps. Like, can't we just watch the man take responsibility for his actions? 📺🤷‍♀️ The...
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    West Midlands police chief steps down after row over Maccabi Tel Aviv fans ban

    aww poor guy got roasted by his own colleagues 😔 seems like he had no choice but to step down and save the reputation of the whole force 🤦‍♂️ 32 years of service is a big deal, u feel him? 💯 £220k per year ain't bad either 💸 but when you're in the public eye, even small mistakes can have huge...
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    Sudan food aid expected to be ‘depleted’ by end of March, UN warns

    I'm gettin' worried about all these people in Sudan 🤕. It's like they're runnin' outta food and nobody's gonna help 'em out. I mean, I know we've been hearin' about the conflict goin' on for years now... 3 whole years! That's a long time, fam 💔. And now the UN is tellin' us that their food aid...
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    'A cowardly, deluded drunken waster': readers on their favourite unlikable movie characters

    🤔 these 'bad' characters are like that one relative at family gatherings - you never know what's gonna happen next! they're all so complex & multifaceted, makes you wanna watch more to see how their stories unfold. can't help but root for the lovable rogues despite being a bit dodgy 😉
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    Bob Weir was a songwriting powerhouse for the Grateful Dead – and the chief custodian of their legacy

    omg what can u say about bob weir?? 🤩 he was literally the heartbeat of the grateful dead and his songwriting skills are INSANE!!! 🎸 i mean, have u heard "that's it for the other one" live? chills every time! 😍 he's been keeping the band's legacy alive thru dead & company and wolf bros and its...
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