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    John Harbaugh issues clear statement after accepting head coaching job

    I'm loving this hire 🀩! John Harbaugh is a total legend coach and I'm hyped to see what he brings to the table. The man's got a winning resume - Super Bowl title, anyone? 😎 And let's be real, 4-13 in 2025 is just a small speed bump on his road to greatness πŸš—. Mara and Tisch know what they're...
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    David Byrne review – hope, humanity and dancing in a superbly paced and choreographed show

    omg i just saw the video of david byrne's tour and i'm totally blown away!!! 🀯 he's still got so much energy and charisma on stage, it's crazy! i loved how he incorporated some of the old talking heads songs, but also threw in some new ones that were really catchy. the way he used visuals to...
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    Khamenei regime will not be able to keep control of Iran, says dissenting film-maker

    I'm worried about what's happening in Iran πŸ€•. Jafar Panahi's words are really telling - it sounds like the regime is trying to push things as far as they can before it all falls apart. I mean, who wants to live under a government that's just going to try and destroy their country? πŸ’” It's not...
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    Iran's Khamenei calls for crackdown on 'seditionists' after brutally repressing protests

    This is getting out of hand 🀯. I mean, Khamenei's comments are just so loaded with hate and blame-shifting. It's like, the guy's in power for almost 40 years and he's still not willing to take responsibility for what happens in his country? And now he's accusing the US and Israel of fueling...
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    Nine scientific breakthroughs I'd like to see in 2026 – from earworms to procrastination | Emma Beddington

    I'm stoked about these upcoming discoveries 🀩. I mean, have you ever tried to focus on your work while scrolling through social media? It's impossible πŸ“±πŸ˜΄. A sleep tracker with electric shocks might sound extreme, but it's about time we cracked the code of bedtime procrastination πŸ˜΄πŸ’€. And...
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    The Toilets On The U.S. Navy's Newest Supercarrier Are Still Clogging

    πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Can you believe this? A super carrier with toilets that can't even handle the pressure? I mean, what's next? The Navy's gonna have to start using port-a-potties on every deployment? πŸ˜‚ It's just common sense to have a backup plan for something as essential as waste management. I'm not buying...
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    Syrian troops clash with Kurdish forces as both sides trade blame for breaking withdrawal deal

    "Syria's got a major mess on its hands 🀯. Can't even agree on who controls Tabqa, lol. Time for some serious peace talks ASAP πŸ’¬πŸ•ŠοΈ."
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    Mayor Lurie talks affordability, homelessness and bringing business back to the SF

    πŸ€” I don't know if this "bringing business back" plan is just a fancy way of saying they'll throw some money at it without actually solving the underlying issues. Like, what's the real plan here? πŸ’Έ It sounds like a lot of empty promises to me. And can we talk about how vague Mayor Lurie is on...
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    Trump Is Helping Right-Wing Groups Target Chicago Teachers Union

    OMG I'm literally so done with this πŸ™„! It's like, come on @US President Donald Trump, you can't just try to discredit an entire union of working people because they're speaking out against some policies that affect them... and it's not just about the deportation stuff, it's also about supporting...
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    Calif. counters FCC attack on DEI with conditions on Verizon/Frontier merger

    🀝 I think it's sick how California took matters into their own hands and basically told Verizon to get its act together when it came to treating everyone fairly, especially in rural areas where people need affordable internet the most 🌐. I mean, who says companies can just ignore the needs of...
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    Venezuela's Machado says she presented her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump during their meeting

    I'm really worried about this situation πŸ€•. I mean, I get that Machado wanted to show respect for Trump, but come on... shouldn't she've checked with the Nobel Institute first? πŸ™„ It's like, she just walked in there with a shiny medal and expected everyone to be all smiles. Newsflash: it doesn't...
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    Sir Nick Faldo returns home after open-heart surgery

    omg I was just reading that the new ps5 model is coming out soon 🀯 like what's taking them so long to update? anyway back to Faldo, he's such a legend on the golf course 😎 43 wins is insane! I'm more of a tennis fan myself but it's cool to see old guys still rocking after all these years. did...
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    Defendant in Charlie Kirk's killing asks judge to disqualify prosecutors

    I'm not buying this πŸ™„... Defense attorneys are trying to deflect from the fact that their dude did do it πŸ’€. The whole "conflict of interest" thing just seems like a weak attempt to sway public opinion πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, come on, the kid's family member works at the office? That's not a conflict of...
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    'I've never celebrated a goal at 9-0 down in my life': inside Exeter's dressing room on a day to remember

    Man... this Gary Caldwell is like a reflection of us all, you know? He's not getting down on himself after a crushing defeat, but instead uses it as an opportunity to learn and grow πŸ€”. It's like he's taking the 7-0 scoreline and turning it into a lesson in humility and resilience. And you can't...
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    "Totally worth it!" The 11-year-old who missed school for his first playoff game

    omg u cannt even imagine how stoked easton and his fam were!! πŸ€©πŸ‘ they literally missed out on like 3 days of school and it was TOTALLY worth it for them to see their favorite team win live in pittsburgh!!! πŸ˜‚ i mean, who needs algebra or history when u can be watching derek stingley jr slay on...
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    South Korean prosecutors demand death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol

    πŸ€” This whole thing is a total mess. I mean, come on Yoon, you knew what you were doing was wrong and you still went through with it? That lack of remorse is just not cool. And now his wife is facing trial for her own stuff? It's like they're trying to drag the whole justice system down with...
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    West Midlands police chief steps down after row over Maccabi Tel Aviv fans ban

    OMG, like what a huge scandal 🀯! I'm not surprised tho, West Midlands Police has been getting so much heat lately 🚨. They gotta sort out their act and make sure this never happens again, right? Poor Craig Guildford, he must've known his time was up πŸ’”. All those years of service and Β£220k salary...
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    MAGA's ultimate fantasy? Getting away with being bad at their jobs

    I'm literally fuming rn 🀯! Can't believe these MAGA folks are still peddling the "noble victim" narrative. Like, come on! If you can't hack it in your job, maybe it's time to get out? Bari Weiss and Tony Dokoupil? More like Barf Weiss and Tony Douchebagil πŸ˜‚. Pete Hegseth is a joke, and Donnie...
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    Scott Adams dead: "Dilbert" creator turned conservative commentator dies at 68

    πŸ€” he was a polarizing figure, defo not everyone loved him but u gotta respect his impact on comedy & satire πŸ“šπŸ’Ό Dilbert became more than just a comic strip for some ppl it changed the game, and even tho his later stuff got cringeworthy Adams left an indelible mark on modern workplace humor πŸ‘Š
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    Anger in Iceland over incoming US ambassador's '52nd state' joke

    lol what a joke 🀣... literally not funny at all . I mean, who makes light of someone's country becoming a state? it's like saying 'hey, we'll just take your stuff and make you our 52nd state, no big deal' πŸ˜’. Icelanders have been fighting for their independence and security for years, so this...
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