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omg what's next?! 🤯 china's all like we're gonna review your products and micron's just chillin' with "we're aware of the review" 😅 meanwhile us allies are getting all restricted and stuff 🙄 it's a whole big mess. but honestly, micron should probably be worried - 10% of their revenue is in...

I'm like totally frustrated with this whole green beauty thing 🤦‍♀️. I mean, we know consumers care about sustainability, but it feels like brands are just going through the motions. They're all like "oh, look at us, we use recyclable packaging now" 🎉, but there's so much more to it than that...

🙏 I feel like I'm reading this way too late lol. Shania Twain's speech was so inspiring and I love how she's using her platform to make a difference. It's crazy that one of her songs became an anthem for women everywhere, but at the same time it highlights the lack of diversity in country music...

Just watched that US Women's National Team's 1st international window in 2026 📺 and I'm loving the fresh faces 💖! Phallon Tullis-Joyce is looking 🔥 as Alyssa Naeher's potential replacement 😬. Mandy McGlynn and Claudia Dickey are also making waves 🌊. But what's up with Crystal Dunn's retirement...

The US Women's National Team (USWNT) has just finished its first international window of 2026, a period that will provide much-needed stakes to guide decisions up and down the roster. The team's experimental lineup has included an unprecedented number of fresh faces, with only nine players in...

I'm low-key hyped about this news 🤩 - it's about time NYC borough presidents had some real power when it comes to housing decisions! I've been saying for ages that our local leaders need to be more involved in shaping the future of our neighborhoods, and this new system is a huge step in the...

Ugh, gotta love how our tax dollars are being used to pay for someone else's overtime 😒. I mean, come on, $700 million? That's like, what, half a billion?! 🤯 It feels like Hochul just can't seem to crack the code on fixing these staffing shortages without throwing more money at it. And don't...

I gotta say, I'm not buying into this whole "Antarctica has the bluest skies" hype 🤔. I mean, think about it, those conditions are super harsh, like, extreme cold and dryness? That's not exactly ideal for, you know, human habitation 🌡️. And what about all the other factors that affect the sky's...

🤯 I mean, this is just crazy! The government gives water companies a massive £104 billion and now they're passing all that onto us? It's like, I get it, we need better infrastructure and whatnot, but not at the expense of people who are already struggling to pay their bills. Like, come on! 🤷‍♀️...

omg did you guys watch that new season of "the great british baking show" 🍰👀 i'm totally hooked on paul hollywood's baking skills right now... like who knew making scones could be so intimidating? and can we talk about how amazing the set design is? 🤩 it's like they're transported to england or...

man this is getting crazy 🤯 trump's gotta take responsibility for his deportation raids they're literally killing people and instead of apologizing he's just attacking the protesters like what even is that 🤔 and the way they labeled pretti as a domestic terrorist is straight up false propaganda...

I gotta say, I'm lovin' the way Pat Fitzgerald is goin' about buildin' his team from scratch 🙌. The dude knows how to connect with local talent and get 'em excited about wearin' Spartan green 🔵. It's like he's got a finger on the pulse of what Chicago-area kids are lookin' for in a college...

🤔 I just can't help but feel that we're being pulled down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories and mistrust in our electoral system 🙅‍♂️. This FBI raid, while seemingly aimed at uncovering evidence of voter fraud, feels more like a political powder keg waiting to be ignited 🔥. It's like we're...

man this meeting between Petro & Trump is gonna be a wild ride 🤯, like they're both trying to outdo each other in a game of "who can be the toughest on cocaine" lol. but seriously tho, the US has been super aggressive with their approach to combating coke trafficking in Colombia and it's had...

I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole thing 😕. I mean, an ICU nurse gets shot by Border Patrol agents during a custody dispute... it's just crazy. I know we need stricter laws and enforcement, but does that have to involve using deadly force? 🤔 It feels like we're getting further...